classterbating

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Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008

Words you can keep

Classterbating

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers

Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!

Classterbating by Hater Hater gettin Taters April 4, 2015

Related Words

classterbating • classturbating • Classterbation • Cussterbating

Classterbating.

To jack off in class, if you go to a LAP TOP school, and you sit in the back, have a party!

When you shake your dick in class, to a porno on your laptop, its Classterbating.

Classterbating. by TiGGLE BiDDY March 10, 2010

classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

classturbating by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008

classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

classturbating by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

Cussterbating

The act of swearing as you masturbate furiously.

"I heard him cussterbating last night again. I didn't get any sleep for hours."

Cussterbating by Race Pro Kid November 13, 2013

Classterbation

When one gets the sudden urge to bust a nut midway through class. Normally applicable when there is a sexy female in the area.

Student 1: Hey man, did you see that new girl? she was wearing a skirt and i classterbated after i saw her!
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.

Classterbation by NutBustah April 13, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026