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When you startle or awaken yourself suddenly from to the sound or fragrance of your own flatulence, aka farts.
I had the worst night of sleep last night. I clarmed at 2 am and woke up my husband and daughter.
Clarm by Whiskey McCloud June 14, 2021
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carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.
"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"
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Mary Carmichael 

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.
Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:
Mary Carmichael by Abloogough July 23, 2017
An amazing dark haired beauty, with a soft, sexy, sensual way about her. She is the sweetest girl but can be your worst nightmare if you hurt her loved ones. Usually doing her own thing not giving a crap about anyone else. It takes a lot for someone to catch her mind. Family is her number one priority right by her lover. Knows how to enter a room with elegance yet jaw dropping sense of beauty. She can be the most caring and nurturing girl when it comes to kids. On the outside she seems like she has everything planned out but in the inside she is scared as fuck always worrying about the littlest things. Very down to earth. Will make you feel like you are the only one in the world. Kid at heart.
Example: Woah look over there,Carmela is entering the room
Carmela by just say the truth April 11, 2013
The prettiest girl in the world. Carries all the stars in the universe in her eyes. You admire her. She makes your heart flutter and butterflies soar in your stomach. Clumsy and awkward but in a cute way. She makes you smile whenever you see her. Has an air of intimidation around her, but in reality is a soft person. Pinchable cheeks, and gives the best hugs, (whenever she does of course, hugs are rare.)
"You're so annoying!"
"I know". replied Carmela, with a slight giggle
Carmela by weekndjoys October 14, 2019
She's funny, nice, kind, sweet, and georgeous.She's that type of girl you always want to be around. She can always make you smile no matter if you're in a bad mood or just had a bad day. She's got the best personality ever and a great sense of humor. She has the most beautiful smile. It'll brighten up your day. She's one of those girls you cant seem to get out of your head. She's also the best you could ever ask for.
Wow. Carmen is the most beautiful and funny girl I've met!
Carmen by xFade3 April 22, 2014

Carmen King 

Carmen king is a YouTuber with 700k subs. She is literally the life of the party. She makes videos for the Sims 4, GTA 5, IMVU, Bitlife, Detroit Become Human, Until Dawn, and more. She is one of the best girl gamers. She is a queen. She has the best wigs and the best makeup. She also has a makeup chanel called Carmen's Cake. She is one of the funniest gamers ever. She is also a great singer.
Carmen King by CandySis3 January 15, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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