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Canal Water
When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015
Related Words
Clanal • canal • cranal • Canal Winchester • Canale • canal street • clankles • Canalda • canal Danned • Canalian
Ass Canal
When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.
That space between the cheek to the pussy.
That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Irrigate my cANAL
1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
Irrigate my cANAL
"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
your ass sucks canal water
You're full of shit
your ass sucks canal water by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019
Irrigate my cANAL
Irrigate my cANAL
"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
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