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Being anally raped by an evil clown.
After watching the movie IT, my biggest fear is being clanalled.
Clanal by KylesShoe September 28, 2009
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Canal Water 

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015
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The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.
Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.
canal by JDawg 316 April 2, 2016

Ass Canal 

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
Ass Canal by Tall Grim April 21, 2017

Irrigate my cANAL 

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

your ass sucks canal water 

Your ass sucks canal water

Irrigate my cANAL 

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
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