Place where stoners wander aimlessly all day, trying to find enough people to "throw in" some money for pot. they then get blazed behind the middle school er wherever and go do stuff in random places all over town.
Stoner 1: "Dude, what do you wanna do?"
Stoner 2: "There's nothing TO do in Canal Winchester."
Stoner 1: "Well, I got like.. 3 bucks. Wanna throw in for some weed?"
Stoner 2: "F**k yeah!"
Like, 30min later...
Stoner 2: "Duude.. let's go like.. get Patrick to get us some free Wendy's and.. uuu.. what was i sayin?"
Stoner 1: "Wha..?"
Stoner 2: "There's nothing TO do in Canal Winchester."
Stoner 1: "Well, I got like.. 3 bucks. Wanna throw in for some weed?"
Stoner 2: "F**k yeah!"
Like, 30min later...
Stoner 2: "Duude.. let's go like.. get Patrick to get us some free Wendy's and.. uuu.. what was i sayin?"
Stoner 1: "Wha..?"
by Dallas Hughes July 1, 2008
A small town in Ohio. Has outstanding sports program but lacks in the brains side of everything. Schools are ran by hot girls, gays, and jocks.
by Mexskimo February 13, 2011
A word to describe a story or fact that has gone way too far or that has been changed so many times its obviously fake but people seem to still be amazed by it and belive it.
1; Dude, I heard John went and blew up his car then jumped off his roof!
2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny
2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny
by mknjbhvgcfdxd May 16, 2010
Canal Winchester is in the middle of nowhere and it sucks. Here is a brief overview:
Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.
Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.
"Canal Winchester? Where is that?"
by Morgan Elizabeth Berkemeier July 11, 2008
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