clamster

A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!

Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?

by Dna75 March 10, 2017

Clamster

A combination of a Clam and a Hamster. Commonly found in moist areas near a river or pond

Look at that Clamster!

by ArtsyDude June 5, 2018

Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

by Psyral September 21, 2010

Claysterpillar

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.

Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.

by fcsf December 17, 2022

Chamster

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.

Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.

by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

classterbating

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008

classter

The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.

The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.

by your neighborhood classter September 26, 2012