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chamungus 

A greeting that people from US and Canada say in business meetings, as introduced by a Slovenian Reddit user NibbleMyRectum. It is only uttered once, when shaking hands with new people, and never after that. Alternate spelling ”chumungus”.
Slovenians: Nice to meet you.
Americans: Chamungus.
chamungus by Chamungus July 14, 2023

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

Chamungus 

The word "Chamungus" has now been established as a formal greeting during work meetings. There is no specified definition, it is an enhancer of the formal greeting.
Hello, chamungus, I'm Gregory from enterprise software sales.
Chamungus by Ryan2248 July 14, 2023

chamungus 

"Chamungus" - a greeting spawned by Redditors on 13th July 2023. Derives from a contributor attempting to interpret greeting messages from international colleagues. Now adopted by the Reddit hive as their own Redditspeak greeting.
"Hello, chamungus." "Likewise, chamungus..."
chamungus by somebodyelse22 July 14, 2023

chamungus 

A traditional greeting you say when you are an American or Canadian traveling to Latvia for business
American: Chamungus *shakes hands*

Confused Latvian: ??
chamungus by BlackBeard89 July 14, 2023

Chamungus 

Formal greeting during work meetings.
Everybody shaking hands
Michael: Nice to meet you.
Brian: Chamungus to you as well.
Mark: Chamungus!
Chamungus by bubbly_bee July 14, 2023
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