clampungus

a fucking retarded simp who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

(bro 1) i hear Jerry's a clampungus , we're gonna need to put him down.

by DM2724 May 7, 2020

chamungus

A greeting that people from US and Canada say in business meetings, as introduced by a Slovenian Reddit user NibbleMyRectum. It is only uttered once, when shaking hands with new people, and never after that. Alternate spelling ”chumungus”.

Slovenians: Nice to meet you.
Americans: Chamungus.

by Chamungus July 14, 2023

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Chamungus

The word "Chamungus" has now been established as a formal greeting during work meetings. There is no specified definition, it is an enhancer of the formal greeting.

Hello, chamungus, I'm Gregory from enterprise software sales.

by Ryan2248 July 14, 2023

chamungus

"Chamungus" - a greeting spawned by Redditors on 13th July 2023. Derives from a contributor attempting to interpret greeting messages from international colleagues. Now adopted by the Reddit hive as their own Redditspeak greeting.

"Hello, chamungus." "Likewise, chamungus..."

by somebodyelse22 July 14, 2023

chamungus

A traditional greeting you say when you are an American or Canadian traveling to Latvia for business

American: Chamungus *shakes hands*

Confused Latvian: ??

by BlackBeard89 July 14, 2023

Chamungus

Formal greeting during work meetings.

Everybody shaking hands
Michael: Nice to meet you.
Brian: Chamungus to you as well.
Mark: Chamungus!

by bubbly_bee July 14, 2023