Clampett

Clampett. (v.) The act of performing felatio while joyfully swinging one's head from side to side and humming a tune to the beat of the Beverely Hillbillies Theme Song.

Ewwwwww Doggie. I had me a Clampett last night. My girlfriend even donned pigtails for me in a tribute to Elly May

Clampett by the kid from MAD magazine August 22, 2025

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Clampett's Luck

When things go magically well and in your favor even in the worst possible conditions.

Bill got pulled over by the cops for a traffic stop. Suddenly the cop got a more urgent call and let him go. That was Clampett's Luck

Clampett's Luck by The Interesting November 8, 2022

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that’s SO Clampett

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

that’s SO Clampett by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

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Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

Jed Clampett by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008