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A derogatory word for a woman's vagina.
She's fine! I'd like to chuck it in her clamper, if you know what I mean.
clamper by EyeDefy March 24, 2005
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An Anglo-American citizen of Oakland, California with ancestral roots in the American states affected most deeply by the "dust bowl" of the 1930's, i.e. Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas...
"Shi' mang, I was tring to get into the Stork Club las' night and the Clampers were givin' me hella grief at the doo'..."
Clamper by LeRoy January 23, 2004
A girl that schemes and takes advantage of you
She knew she didn't bring her wallet to pay for this but she told me she forgot it and made me pay for it. She's a clamper.
Clamper by TrillaCaleb September 4, 2015

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs
the ice clampers are in the harbour today
ice clamper by dave March 16, 2005

Butt Clamper 

A "Butt Clamper" is someone that uses there anal muscles to clamp onto a penis so hard that the penis cant exit.
"Hey Dana quit being a Butt Clamper."
Butt Clamper by Brandon Klein October 24, 2008

Dirty Clamper

During anal sex the person receiving tightens up their asshole before the giver climaxes, forcing them to cum inside
Some men and women give pearls, while others are just dirty clampers.
Dirty Clamper by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019

the clamper 

When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER
I told cheryl I won't come in her mouth...wrong, THE CLAMPER!
the clamper by Miangmiang June 21, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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