clampet 

A Northern irish term used to refer to someone who is useless.

a hillbilly.

that wee girl is a fucking clampet

clampet by Sairanator April 19, 2018

Clampet 

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

Clampet by Phil July 7, 2003

Clampet 

The word "Clampet" can be used to refer to someone as scruffy

"go away you Clampet"

Clampet by Coke no ice August 5, 2022

Clampet 

A fucking jerk off, dumb Person

Obama

Pelosi is a clampet for saying have to pass it before you can read it.

Clampet by "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi March 11, 2017

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

that’s SO Clampett 

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

that’s SO Clampett by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

clampetty 

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc

"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"

clampetty by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016