clampetty

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc

"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"

by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016

that’s SO Clampett

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

clampty

overwhelmed with excitement and joy but at the same time very down and depressed :)

my boyfriend is about to dump me. im feeling very CLAMPTY

by urmomisyummy.com December 10, 2021

Ghetto Campetto

A bitchy ass nigga group of guys who live in Italy and that party in Cavedine, a small village close to the Dolomites. Well known group of erudite guys in northern Italy that became famous for having the most ghetto hood rats at their intellectual parties. They usually meet every 8th of the month.

You can put out a guy from the Ghetto Campetto, but not the Ghetto Campetto from a guy.

by Jack_Bader June 15, 2016

clampet

A Northern irish term used to refer to someone who is useless.

a hillbilly.

that wee girl is a fucking clampet

by Sairanator April 19, 2018

Clamnesty

The act of forgiving the woman you just had sex with for having a nasty-looking vagina. This is sometimes viewed as a face-saving act for those who are having post-impulse sex guilt, but were too horny to care prior to the intercourse.

Alexis: "About last night...."

Bobby: "Its ok, I'll grant you Clamnesty. Just don't tell anyone what happened."

by KonkeyDong November 20, 2010

compettytive

When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.

BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).

Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."

by Tristantzar February 13, 2012