Clamp Vag
"She said you're a slag cos you shagged a guy she once had a "thing" for."
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"
Clamp Vag by kittykittykitty February 4, 2009
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Vag clamp
When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
Vag clamp by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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Vag clap competition
Originated in Brisbane, Australia.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
Vag clap competition by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
Vulcan Vagina Clamp
A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.
Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!
OR
Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!
OR
Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!
Vulcan Vagina Clamp by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009
clam chowder vagina
When the man cums in the woman’s vagina and then the girl cums and the man eats all the cum with a spoon out the vagina
clam chowder vagina by Harry Nutzzack August 22, 2022
Vaginal Thunder Clap
A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
Vaginal Thunder Clap by Franksy5 May 26, 2009
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