Definitions by ArtofAwesome

Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.

That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical

Beast Infection by ArtofAwesome October 9, 2013

Fencer 

A girl that is ideal because she is similar enough to you to marry but culturally, mentally or physically different and is not connected to your group of friends or local community . She is usually hotter, smarter and a lot less maintenance than the usual girls you date.

If you want some new blood in your group, you should date a fencer.

Fencer by ArtofAwesome April 26, 2012

Shtonk and Run 

When you have sex with a girl once or multiple times with the ultimate goal of never seeing her again.

I just met the girl for the first time last night and had sex. It was a great shtonk and run!

Shtonk and Run by ArtofAwesome September 25, 2011

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

Vulcan Vagina Clamp by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

beer muffs by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008