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A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.
The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.
clamateur by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

clambake 

The female corollary to the term sausagefest; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.
I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.
clambake by Dr. Matthew February 17, 2009

Jamaican clambake 

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.
When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!
Jamaican clambake by Vtblaster December 3, 2018

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.
Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.
Dwarf Clambake by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

clambake 

a party where females overwhelmingly outnumber males; used in the movie Clueless
What's the haps on the clambake?
clambake by Nigga B April 25, 2003