Clam Scram

A Type Of Gay Helicopter Oral Sex

Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Xxx_PussySlayrr69_XxZ June 1, 2018

Clam scam

A cocktease but for women.

Man, that Bert's a certified clam scam

by Arthur vader July 7, 2011

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

Clam Scam

When your friend of any gender is more focused on getting it in with a lady than they are focused on a task involving your homies. Especially when said "getting it in" doesn't happen or is costly to your pal.

Friend 1: Yoooo where's the homie Jbirdski??
Friend 2: Duuude I think he's heavily involved in a clam scam. I don't think he is hopping on Fortnite...
Friend 1: Damn! I hope he gets it in and it's not all for nothing!

by Dinkleberg Jr February 5, 2026

clamscratcher

The intensely satisfying feeling a woman gets when her pubic hair is being lightly scratched, usually as part of foreplay.

Yo! Clamscratcher! Are you doing anything important right now?

by Maryland play space February 18, 2015