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clairvoyance 

The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.
Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.
clairvoyance by Mystikan July 2, 2004
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Clairvoyance 

Knowing what is going to happen in the future, having a kind of foresight into what lies ahead.
Ronnie: Hey, how did you know that there would be a pop quiz today?

Frannie: I used my clairvoyance.
Clairvoyance by Clairvoyance July 29, 2014

Clairvoyance 

My friend who sits diagonally in front of me. Clairvoyance is not her real name, but she, for some reason, decided that it would be her name from now on, though that decision was made while she was on a lot of sugar, so I don't know if it was the best decision. It was, however, hilarious at the time. She talks in 3rd person when she turns from her real name to Clairvoyance.
Clairvoyance: Clairvoyance wants CANDAY!!!!!!
Clairvoyance by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004

Post Nut Clairvoyance 

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.
Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

Anal Clairvoyance 

While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.
If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.

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Clairvoyant 

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.
The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.
Clairvoyant by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016
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