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Post Nut Clairvoyance 

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.
Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

Clamvoyant 

Something very clever, almost too clever. Can also refer to something witty.
Andrew the Watermelon: Why don't we just run away and get married?

Taylyn the Cantaloupe: I'm sorry...but I cantaloupe.

Gary: Wow....that was VERY clamvoyant.
Clamvoyant by Jack19728 April 1, 2013

Clairvoyant 

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.
The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.
Clairvoyant by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

clairvoyance 

The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.
Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.
clairvoyance by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Clairvoyance 

Knowing what is going to happen in the future, having a kind of foresight into what lies ahead.
Ronnie: Hey, how did you know that there would be a pop quiz today?

Frannie: I used my clairvoyance.

clairvoyancy 

A big word no one really understands unless you spend too much time on the internet
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