Clayted

The act of ejaculating on someone's face. A very pleasurable experience some would say!

"My boyfriend clayted me last night"
"Oh was it good"
"Yes, the jizz running down my face was very pleasurable"

by SexPistol December 16, 2008

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

clayed

One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.

Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.

by DRC Training September 21, 2014

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010

Clayed

A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.

"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."

by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017

clayten

An amazing man and an even more amazing boyfriend. He will treat you better than anyone could treat a girl. He is a very very cute.

Look at clayten

by Nahjaka May 5, 2018