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When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
clayed by DRC Training September 21, 2014
When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

clayed-up 

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.
I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.
A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
Clayed by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017
An amazing man and an even more amazing boyfriend. He will treat you better than anyone could treat a girl. He is a very very cute.
Look at clayten
clayten by Nahjaka May 5, 2018