Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clarted

When something is fucked up in some way.

"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"

by Dahatter November 25, 2020

Clarted

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

by HudAtMin July 11, 2008

Clarted

Clarted means your going to get beat up by someone

Oi big man, get off my ends or your gonna get clarted by my gang innit.

by beltedhaha December 31, 2020

Clart

When you smack a g

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up

by Mr Allan April 13, 2020

clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.

‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’

by largedog December 28, 2019