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When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
by E.Than101 December 16, 2019
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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.
by Freeo11 June 04, 2021
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When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
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by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.
My boots were clarted in mud.
by Technofrog March 22, 2003
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This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup
by HudAtMin July 10, 2008
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When something is fucked up in some way.
"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"
by Dahatter November 25, 2020
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Clarted means your going to get beat up by someone
Oi big man, get off my ends or your gonna get clarted by my gang innit.
by beltedhaha December 31, 2020
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