Cjuhsexual
Cjuhsexual by Aciancone791 May 21, 2021
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Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*
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Chubsexual
A chubsexual is someone who is attracted sexually and/or physically to someone or something that is obese or fat regardless of gender or species.
Chubsexual by Radioofsouls October 23, 2012
cumsexual
attraction to cum
Cursexual
Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.
Curry vs LeBron
3-1 Leads blown
Curry 1
LeBron 0
Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1
Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO
MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4
Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0
Points
LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+
Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron
Where is the real comparison?
Curry vs LeBron
3-1 Leads blown
Curry 1
LeBron 0
Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1
Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO
MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4
Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0
Points
LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+
Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron
Where is the real comparison?
Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.
Cursexual by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017
Cashsexual
Cashsexual by Jizzonny Pizzeters October 4, 2022
cashsexual
Only appealed to Cash or have sexual activities with him. You fall instintly in love with him because he has a sweet and caring nature. Loves the outdoors and is the perfect catch. He many be a goofy and carefree.
I am cashsexual.
cashsexual by Sarah clay evans July 5, 2016