cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021

cumsexual

attraction to cum

person 1: I love cum

Bob (from minions): you are cumsexual

by snarkpark June 27, 2021

Cuomosexual

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.

"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.

by The Cabal March 2, 2021

Camisexual

When you’re heterosexual but gay for Camila Mendes

Oh my god did you camila’s newest photoshoot?
Yes omg! I’m so camisexual

by Camila mendes enthusiast March 6, 2019

cansexual

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

Bumsexual

A guy who is afraid of ladies, and much prefers the delights of a gentleman's rear end. Usually named Marco.

OMG Marco is such a Bumsexual...

by manph1b1an March 16, 2012

Chasexual

Only attracted to chase hudson

Emily’what’s your sexuality’
Me’Im chasexual’
Emily’Oh’

by Chaselover April 29, 2020