Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017

cansexual

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual

in the end, we are all cansexual

by exodus. c. April 17, 2022

Chasexual

Only attracted to chase hudson

Emily’what’s your sexuality’
Me’Im chasexual’
Emily’Oh’

by Chaselover April 29, 2020

corpsexual

Having sexual feelings for Lena Luthor Corp

Are you Corpsexual?Because I am

by Factsss_x December 30, 2020

cornsexual

A sexual attraction to corn

Stop fucking the corn you cornsexual.

by joshyex May 8, 2008

Crysexual

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021