circumcise

To remove the foreskin off of the penis.

That guy was circumcised!

by circumcise! June 23, 2003

circumcision

To remove a male's foreskin.

I was never circumcised.

by UncutGuy November 08, 2003

circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 18, 2015

circumcised

a guy whose penis has had the skin cut off of it.

"Yo man, where the rest of your dick?". "Don't know, I was circumcised when I was a baby."

by Cappy1 June 08, 2004

Circumcision

The act of removing a male's foreskin. Controversial for obvious reasons. There are cons such as exposing the usually covered part of the penis to the harsh world, but there are many health benefits such as a decreased chance of getting HIV, Cervical cancer, or Siphilis.

Originally it was only used ceremonially in Jewish communities, and later in the Muslim faith. Today the practice is common in the United States as a whole, Christian, Jew, Mulsim, or whatever.

Person in locker room: Dude! What's wrong with your dick!?
Jew: I had a circumcision
Person: Ew... I heard it makes Sex not feel as good.
Jew: Well I only was uncircumcised for 8 days so I can't really say anything about that.

by Circumcised March 08, 2012

circumcised

Losing your foreskin privileges.

You're now circumcised, billy.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Circumcision

Ooooooooooowwww! (from the Latin for "oooooooowwww!")

Circumcision? "Uhh...could you talk about something else? Like prison rape? Anything?" -Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 05, 2011