Cimpel 

A mixture between an Incel and a simp.
Something a cimpel would say:
"Wash those dishes and only them, you queen!"

"Damn... Josh is a cimpel"

Cimpel by Banshee Sniffer June 23, 2020

Campelstiltskin

One who camps ALL THE TIME in first person shooters.

Player 1: "runs up to a 1 way room, places claymore... and crouches.
Player 2: "runs into the room and dies from claymore" WOW CAMPELSTILTSKIN!

Campelstiltskin by Campelstiltskin December 3, 2010

compel 

to force or drive, especially to a course of action

His disregard of the rules compels us to dismiss him

compel by BO Abood December 27, 2014

The Power Of Boners Compels You 

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

The Power Of Boners Compels You by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

cimpoliment 

The feeling when you think of a word but can't think of any meaning for it.

Some times I'm so ditzy I'm in a constant cimpoliment state.

cimpoliment by dibbs7 March 16, 2011

Cumpelstiltskin

Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.

you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum

like Cumpelstiltskin?

Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.

Cumpelstiltskin by Chief BT March 12, 2010

Compelling

An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.

Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.

The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.

LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?

AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!

Compelling by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009