Billimetre

A Billimetre (spelt with "re" because of it's English origin) is actually 1 tenth of a millimetre. It is 10 times as accurate as millimetres. 1cm = 100bm

(Can be shortened to Bill or Bills, or bm)

1 metre is the same as 10,000 billimetres.

by Gus Balderdash July 23, 2009

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millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

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millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

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billimeter

1. An Extremely small measurement.

2. An expression to describe a very close call.

"Dude, you were like a billimeter away from hitting that car".

by Erik of Aurora August 22, 2008

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Cillimetre

Combination made-up--joke measurement of a centimetre and a millimetre. Based on the Metric system, as used in Canada and Europe.Came by as a mistake my 7 year old made doing measurements in math.

"How long is it,anyway?"
"Oh, about a cillimetre"
cm+mm=cmm

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

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