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millimetre 

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.
Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"
millimetre by B-Drac October 28, 2003

billimeter

1. An Extremely small measurement.

2. An expression to describe a very close call.
"Dude, you were like a billimeter away from hitting that car".
billimeter by Erik of Aurora August 22, 2008

Cillimetre 

Combination made-up--joke measurement of a centimetre and a millimetre. Based on the Metric system, as used in Canada and Europe.Came by as a mistake my 7 year old made doing measurements in math.
"How long is it,anyway?"
"Oh, about a cillimetre"
cm+mm=cmm
Cillimetre by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

Millimetre 

The amount you would need to move mercury to kill us all
Hey, did you see that video on how moving mercury a Millimetre would kill us all?
Millimetre by Krath57 May 29, 2024

Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier 

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Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier