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millimetre maggot 

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

millimetre 

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.
Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"
millimetre by B-Drac October 28, 2003

billimeter

1. An Extremely small measurement.

2. An expression to describe a very close call.
"Dude, you were like a billimeter away from hitting that car".
billimeter by Erik of Aurora August 22, 2008

Cillimetre 

Combination made-up--joke measurement of a centimetre and a millimetre. Based on the Metric system, as used in Canada and Europe.Came by as a mistake my 7 year old made doing measurements in math.
"How long is it,anyway?"
"Oh, about a cillimetre"
cm+mm=cmm
Cillimetre by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

Millimetre 

The amount you would need to move mercury to kill us all
Hey, did you see that video on how moving mercury a Millimetre would kill us all?
Millimetre by Krath57 May 29, 2024

Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier 

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Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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