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Cigol is written as the opposite of logic, but it's not be confused with the term Illogical, because although Cigol's real meaning is based in the fact that doing what may seem the least logical, ends up having the most positive effect.
Derek: Hey lets go this way to get back home, it seems longer but lets do it anyways.
Frank: Dude, totally illogical, but whatever man, lets do it your way!
Derek: Not illogical, Cigol, the long way is the shortest.

And sure enough, as if only by chance, the longer way was the best, and shortest, as it was almost always met with having a better time, or once reaching the destination we find out the shortest way had some sort of a road closure, earth quake, football parade or the likes
Cigol by Max86 June 5, 2015
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Cigoose, also spelled as Cigoise, is how truck stop workers communicate their desire for a cigarette.
"Aye, cigoose?"
"Ye, bro, cigoose"
Cigoose by S.KDaily August 12, 2021
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A portmanteau of the words shit and bologna which gained popularity following the "ridiculous" defensive strategy used by White House Counsel Pat Cipollone during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.
"Hey Pat! Remember that time you took a shit on a piece of bread, covered it with a slice of bologna, and served it to my uncle Sam? "
"Of course I do! I told him it was a fried bologna sandwich with a brown butter sauce!!! Best Cipollone sandwich I ever made!"
Cipollone by ReverseMadGabber January 25, 2020

Cibola High School

A high school on the westside in Albuquerque, New Mexico. In this school you'll find corruption and less than adequate teaching. The security guards are corrupt assholes that turn the other cheek when many of the "hood" kids are smoking or doing some sort of drug. The janitors and custodians can be secretly paid off to "accidently" leave some main doors unlocked overnight so various criminal activity can be played out. The food is moderate, it doesn't provide nutrients but it helps fill the stomach as sand and dirt could. Most teachers too old to be teaching and are complete dickheads, although there are some teachers that plain out "kick ass" and know the right way to teach and not bore the holy fuck out of you. The school's administration is completely corrupt and belong in jail, they are tools for the bureaucrats that control the city and are completely ignorant. The "drug trade" at this school is very lucrative and not secret. If you ask the right people, you too can be making more than 85 dollars a week. A sharp pair of eyes can spot more than 10-30 deals a day, most of which being marijuana, shrooms, or some sort of pill. The staff is completely oblivious to this problem, the few that do know (security) don't usually care. Bullying is not much of a problem. Some fights may occur but most of which are over sexual relationships or cause the other kid was looking at you. A fight can last from 5 to 45 sec until the guard filing her nails notice's all the kids running to go see the physical encounter. Surprisingly no student has gotten sick of the bullshit and shot up the place. Well thats the definition of Cibola High School in a nutshell.

For more information of the school, go to it and see.
The boy who went to Cibola High School became a criminal and ended up in jail, he was a drop out like most of his other classmates.
Cibola High School by whodatnigga0998 September 27, 2009

Cipolletti 

Meaning little onions in Italian. Basicly kick ass people, if this is your last name, you are the SICKEST kind of person there is. You party hard, are wicked hot, and always have a hell of a time. You also are very sweet and love eating pizza. Go Italians!
Hey, is that Cipolletti?

Of course, who else would be that amazing?

Good question, I guess I was just dumb for not knowing that.
Cipolletti by yelhsaxxcip April 3, 2009
Cigcola is a nicotine, cocaine, plutonium based, cola flavored drink that is highly addictive and marketable to children worldwide. The slogan for the product is heavily pressed upon the public. A corporation interested in massive overtaking by confusing population represented by two words; drink cigcola.
drink cigcola.

drink cigcola.
drink cigxcola
drink cigoclola
csdrinkgicigiclal

drink cigcola

cigcola may have consumed your child
Cigcola by Djinn Hussein March 31, 2009
A French word from the city of Marseille (French Riviera) which designates a slut. Can be female, or male.
Ouh puté ! Matte-moi cte cagole !
cagole by jeanmi January 14, 2008
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Slop Grenade

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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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