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He's my chwunk <3
Chwunk by Mimtwink February 25, 2019
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Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.
Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..
Related Words

chunkalicious 

Word that describes something that is delicious and chunky, such as a woman.
Guy talking to his friends: Man, I hooked up with this chick last night ... she was chunkalicious! Curves galore!
chunkalicious by XxmarkoxX August 20, 2011

Chunkmistress 

A girl who is overweight to obese, and likes to go on nights out. The victim of a chunkmistress usually has to be incredibly trashed unless they have a preference for larger girls. Pulling a chunkmistress is for most men a very humiliating experience and one which may cause nightmares and result in prolonged pisstakes.
A chunkmistress can be found at most if not all clubs throughout the world, they rarely cause problems outside the drinking arena. They are identifiable principally by their weight which renders them unpullable by sober standards. they are more often than not ugly and with domineering personalities.
Fucking hell I had some dancefloor action with a chunkmistress but didn't go all the way, thank fuck.
or
What the fuck were you doing with that bloated chunkmistress last night? hahahahaha
or
Man1: Hey remember that night you fucked that chunkmistress? she was fucking hanging
Man2: Oh shut the fuck up, I don't wanna talk about it alright?
Chunkmistress by beastos January 15, 2010

chunks of fart 

when you fart, little square chunks flow graciously out of your butthole, with a squirt of greenish-brown liquid flowing out of the caboose.
oh, dude! i just blew chunks of fart in class! dude, the liquid was KILLER! it shot a hole right through my pants!

Chunklee 

a slang term for bitch; Used in reference to someone who has low social status
Tommy was acting like a chunklee today because he didn’t want to go out
Chunklee by king dunklee June 25, 2019

Chunk Boy 

Chunk boy is a god. Chunk Boy is a really chunk mouse boy. He is heavily tied in with the Chunk Boy Cult. He has a relationship with a beautiful man named ling-ling. Chunk Boy has a diet of Dirty-hand bread and cheese, sometimes eating humans too. If you forget to pray to him or acknowledge him throughout the day (this rule goes on forever) you must sacrifice your bread (making sure that it is dirtied by your hands ) and cheese in yu
Note: He very thicc too.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you prayed to chunk boy yet?
Person 2: Dude I forgot! Ill have to sacrifice my Dirty-hand bread and cheese.
Chunk Boy by Chunk Boy Fan May 27, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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