Chuzband

Merges the words chud and husband.

Definition: A married man who displays chud-like traits such as being controlling to his wife and kids, imposing his beliefs on others, being selfish, arrogant, and otherwise displaying rude, and/ or loser qualities.

Often expects his wife to look after him like a child and respect him like a God.

" I have no idea why she married him, he's a complete chuzband!"

Chuzband by Heymanthatsmysoup July 27, 2026

Chuzband

A portmanteau of "chopped" (slang for unattractive or rough-looking) and "husband." Used to describe a husband who is looking disheveled, wearing completely mismatched loungewear, or just looking a bit rough around the edges on a lazy weekend. The male equivalent of a "chuzz"

Look at my chuzband over here sitting on the couch in stained sweatpants and a 2012 5K t-shirt eating cereal straight from the box.

Chuzband by NizzyP August 5, 2026

cuzbandry 

Companionship between two cousins (or cuz-faces) that is so intimate, it borders homo-eroticism. The most common sightings of this big ol’ gay bond in action typically occur in 2-man team sports. Playing/mating patterns of the cuzband are similar to that of the mourning dove – one per lifetime.

Hoss: Say, Lil' Gary, would you like to join me for a bout of horseshoes?
Lil' Gary: No thanks, Hoss, I only play 2-man team sports with my cuzband, Luis. We are the epitome of cuzbandry.

cuzbandry by Tdeauxpahssss July 14, 2010

Cuzband

When a female in the deep south marries her cousin, he is known as her "cuzband!"

"Did you hear that Becka married Billy-bob?!"
"Wait! Isn't that her cousin?!"
"Well yes, but...no! Now he's her cuzband!"

Cuzband by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014

Cuzband

Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.

Heba, wouldn't you love to have a cuzband someday soon?

Cuzband by Freddy ByKnockulars September 8, 2009

Chusband 

You drive past an ordinary church, its familiar in its overall appearance...inviting even. The awnings over the large birch entryway doors serving as a haven from the onslaught of thick rain...you knock. As the contact of your knuckles on the front door echos through the churches chamber footsteps sound and the residing priest opens the door...behind him you see a beautifully decorated and tastefully lit church corridor. Your eyes fall upon a boy no older than 13 dressed in white head down in prayer. With a lump in your throat you ask what scene is laid before you...without hesitation and shame the priest says this is matrimony. Preston is soon to be my chusband...chusband? You ask. Yes, replies the preist, my child husband.

He is a chusband

Chusband by Misplaced towl March 19, 2022

chusband 

It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore.

chubby + husband = chusband

This party is for milfs only; keep your chusband at home.

chusband by haveadonut October 31, 2011