Chuvley

A female chav, that has certain assets that would offset chaviness (at least for one night, with no chance of invitation to meet your parents)

I went out for a few drinks last night and ended up pulling a chuvley.

by RenoTheBerk February 11, 2009

Buskirk Chumley

An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.

"He turned me around, and gave me the ole' buskirk chumley!"

by Scrooge Scagmuffin September 29, 2009

chumley

The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.

by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley brain

To be extraordinary stupid.

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.

by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

chuxley

A word used to describe an incredibly attractive man with very large junk in the pants. It is known that few people have this name. Combining the first letter of your first name and the whole last name can also make this name.

Woah, i just slept with a chuxley and damn his penis is as good as he is attractive!

by Dani Dion July 12, 2007

Chutley

A tiny dark ass covered in pimples.

Chutley is a nightmare.

Get your Chutley downstairs this instant!

Fatima your chutley is looking fine!

by shundori May 29, 2020

Chutley

A horrible disease that occurs when ingesting 3 dozen eggs, progressing to 5 dozen eggs. The illness is more common in those named Gaston. Without proper treatment, The Chutley has a mortality rate of nearly 90%
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.

"Charles caught the Chutley, it's really unfortunate. He just got over AIDS."

by Gaston Scudley September 27, 2011