Chutley

A tiny dark ass covered in pimples.

Chutley is a nightmare.

Get your Chutley downstairs this instant!

Fatima your chutley is looking fine!

by shundori May 29, 2020

Chutley

A horrible disease that occurs when ingesting 3 dozen eggs, progressing to 5 dozen eggs. The illness is more common in those named Gaston. Without proper treatment, The Chutley has a mortality rate of nearly 90%
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.

"Charles caught the Chutley, it's really unfortunate. He just got over AIDS."

by Gaston Scudley September 27, 2011

Chutley

An attractive Asian woman that will force someone in your fantasy baseball league to trade you Chase Utley if you get her to sleep with him.

Look at that chick... she's a total Chutley.

by The Village October 20, 2007

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013

Buskirk Chumley

An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.

"He turned me around, and gave me the ole' buskirk chumley!"

by Scrooge Scagmuffin September 29, 2009