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A cross between a chicken and a monkey.
Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!
Chunkey by Puzzball May 16, 2006

Buskirk Chumley 

An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.
"He turned me around, and gave me the ole' buskirk chumley!"
Buskirk Chumley by Scrooge Scagmuffin September 29, 2009
The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.
"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."
chuntey by Splee June 9, 2004
The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.
She gave me the best chumley ever last night.
chumley by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley brain

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
chumley brain by Kenzuko January 16, 2023
A word used to describe an incredibly attractive man with very large junk in the pants. It is known that few people have this name. Combining the first letter of your first name and the whole last name can also make this name.
Woah, i just slept with a chuxley and damn his penis is as good as he is attractive!
chuxley by Dani Dion July 12, 2007