Chustin

Chaz Somers (JB's friend) + Justin Bieber= Chustin

Jelena is just a cover up and Chustin is real! They even slept together! :O

Jelena fan: Chaz is such a bitch and Justin's such a cheater
Belieber: Chaz is a good boy and who cares if Justin's cheating on Selena! He'd rather be with Chaz! Team Chustin!

by ChustinFan August 20, 2011

Chustin

Some guy named Chustin who's a major durd

"I hate Chustin bro"

by sirdurdington February 3, 2025

Crustina

A Cristina who is super crusty. 9/10 times has a big forehead and got thicc.

Person 1: Who is that new girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Crustina

by ms paiz May 30, 2019

chostincut

A cut you receive from a handjob where the servicer has one long middle fingernail. Side effects may include the desire to stay up all night and watch anime.

A: "Sup buddy, want a handjob?"

B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."

A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"

B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."

by racist chris August 22, 2011

chastined

Canceling on your friends by not answering your phone, calling them back, or even fucking replying to a text.

Stephanie totally chastined me by canceling on our rafting trip.

Thomas chastined me by hitting "ignore" every time we tried to hang out with him.

by sillyCPC July 13, 2010

Crustinator

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

by =-O November 6, 2018

Chuting

When an individual lays on their stomach and pretends that they are parachuting.

I was chuting last night just for Daily Grace.

by erunks August 2, 2011