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When you are riding home from school in a car and your parent asks you every possible question about your day.
Parent: So, did you have fun at school today?

You: *sighs* No, it's school, of course I didn't have fun.

Parent: Why? What did you do that wasn't fun?

You: Well, I had a math test and every other class was boring.

Parent: A math test? How did you do on it?

You (mumbling): Why do you have to ask so many carstions?
carstions by Chewable_Tablets February 10, 2017
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Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
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Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

Cartoon Cartoons 

The best cartoons from Cartoon Network that were unfortunately taken off for unknown reasons.
Dexters Laboratory: 1996-2003
Powerpuff Girls: 1999-2005
Johnny Bravo:1997-2004
Ed Edd n Eddy: 1999-2007, 2009-2010(Possibly still aring)
I am Wheasel: 1999-1999
Cow and Chicken: 1997-1999
Courage the Cowardly Dog: 1995,-2002
Mike Lu and Og: 1999-2000
Cartoon Cartoons fridays: 1999-2003? (disputed)
There are others that are remebered that are also removed from CArtoon Netowork that still do air, but otherwise, they are ended. I hoope that they come back.
Cartoon Cartoons by Zarley July 7, 2010

Cartoonshi シ 

Cartoonshi シ is a British twat who makes topics about things he hates and likes he hates borderlands 3
A man too awesome for a more commonplace name. Carston is empathetic, kind, understanding and good hearted to a fault. He is fiercely protective of his friends and family and would do anything for them. His ability to trust quickly has hurt him in the past but his strong spirit helps him endure for when he knows it will pay off, because he is full of hope and can easily adapt. Carston makes sure those close to him are taken care of, emotionally and in general. He is known to be intense and expressive, and his open mind and outgoing personality allow him to be a positive influence to all the different types of people he encounters, endearing himself to them with ease. His intelligence is unmatched, with the added perk of being incredibly attractive in every way, shape, and form. His sweetness and selflessness draw people to him and build their confidence in how dependable and loving he is. Carston is truly special and an amazing experience for those blessed to meet or encounter him.
He is doing everything possible to do his part in keeping his country and people safe. I bet he's a Carston.

It takes a Carston to be so natural at taking charge and making all the girls around him swoon!
Carston by skyisover December 11, 2011

Watching Cartoons

When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.
1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.
Watching Cartoons by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011
Planning trips for every weekend or multiple weeks of the month to different locations. When multiple out of state destinations are set for a 30 day period creating the need for a staycation upon returning home.
We have had four cations to different states in three different weeks this month and I now need a staycation.
cations by rayman75 May 12, 2016
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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