Chumocracy 

A political system, enabling people in positions of power to gain such positions from their friendships with other people in positions of power (their chums).

Ian Botham being offered a peerage is only further evidence democracy is dead and we are increasingly living in a chumocracy.

Chumocracy by Mr B 2.0 July 18, 2020

Chadocracy 

A form of government characterized by rule by tall, rich, white jocks with tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps. The Chads plunder all the money, bang all the hot chicks, and silence anyone who dares to speak out against them.

Down with the Chadocracy! Im so fucking sick of these damn Chad's stealing all my girls. Power to the nerds!

Chadocracy by D Flawless September 19, 2019

crimocracy 

A combination or acceptance of a governing party or relationship with the institutions as a fundamental datum, based on mafia style such as having a form of justice of its own and uses murder as a punishment and not as a crime.

I'd stay out of Russia or any other FSR (Former Soviet Republic) because their government is a crimocracy.

crimocracy by Mattman85208 December 10, 2008

Chavocracy 

A so-called 'Democracy' whereby the unintelligent masses decide who governs a country.

Often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.

YOU: "So, the Tories no longer hold the same views towards taxes as they once did, albeit this recession is largely to blame. All the same, it'll be UKIP for me this year. What do you think?"

CHAV 1: "Me? I'm votin' BNP, innit. Dat leader bloke is wellll fit."

CHAV 2: "Innit."

CHAV 3: "Innit."

YOU: "Democracy? More like Chavocracy."

Chavocracy by BattleSnake January 5, 2010

chaocracy

Chaocracy is a political system that surpasses democracy!

A legislative body is selected by random means.

This body contains people of all sexes and ages.

A civil service will advise this legislative body.

One half of those chosen will be replaced by

random means every few years.

invented by Peter J. Carroll

and published in his book PsyberMagick

In some countries democracy has become stagnant and tyrannical so chaocracy is here to save the day. When can we start??

chaocracy by Elway7779 November 27, 2013

Cutocracy 

A type of rule where the cuteness of the ruler bosses over the ruled folk. Simply put, an autocracy of a cute person. Such a rule is often seen among girls and boys where girls try and play the role of a cutocrat.

Laav makes me adhere to everything she says: she's running a cutocracy.

Cutocracy by PrincessPineapple June 9, 2017

Comocracy

A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.

A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!

Comocracy by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006