1. Council House Associated Vermin
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
1. "hey what does chav stand for"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
by Nichiwwa August 12, 2008
A CHAV is a person who wears cheap sports wear ALL the time, a mangey cap on their head, hood up and dirty trainers with ear piercings and studs an often spitting, drinking and swearing. Very unstylish in the fashion world but much of the popluation is turning into the stereotypical 'CHAV'.
"Hey Ben look over there its a gang of CHAV s. We should cross over so we don't have to walk past them!"
"No don't worry Bernard, they try and look hard but really they are just loser 10 - 21 year olds. They have no strength but they may have weapons, just don't look them in the eye and run if they talk to you!"
"No don't worry Bernard, they try and look hard but really they are just loser 10 - 21 year olds. They have no strength but they may have weapons, just don't look them in the eye and run if they talk to you!"
by odjensoa September 14, 2008
by koolkidbaby January 04, 2010
A frighteningly unintelligent (AND POOR) creature with no morals or fashion sense. For more information see:White TrashandScratter.
CHAV: Oi! wot u lukin at! I iz well 'ard i iz mate. I'll fukin merk ya! Ya fukin gay goff, innit.
CIVILIZED PERSON: Pardon? I'm afraid i don't speak Working class scrounger language. Can you speak any English?
CHAV: YOU FUKIN STARTIN! I'LL FUKIN BATTER YA! YA CHEEKY GREB!
CIVILIZED PERSON: Please go back to your council estate you pathetic piece of POOR WHITE TRASH.
CHAV: YOU FUKIN WOT!?
(Luckily, by this time the police arrive and arrest the chav for breaching the conditions of his Anti Social Behavioural Order.)
CIVILIZED PERSON: Pardon? I'm afraid i don't speak Working class scrounger language. Can you speak any English?
CHAV: YOU FUKIN STARTIN! I'LL FUKIN BATTER YA! YA CHEEKY GREB!
CIVILIZED PERSON: Please go back to your council estate you pathetic piece of POOR WHITE TRASH.
CHAV: YOU FUKIN WOT!?
(Luckily, by this time the police arrive and arrest the chav for breaching the conditions of his Anti Social Behavioural Order.)
by Andy_The_Righteous_One August 13, 2006
by jfodbfeu April 11, 2009
Not middle class, privileged and an ignorant wanker.
Often poorly educated as a result of all the middle class wankers monopolising all of the best opportunities for an education.
Nowhere near as bigoted as your average middle class wanker either.
Usually sick of listening to crap spouted by people who are obviously frustrated that not being able to pick on people of different colours has deprived them of targets for their hatred.
Often poorly educated as a result of all the middle class wankers monopolising all of the best opportunities for an education.
Nowhere near as bigoted as your average middle class wanker either.
Usually sick of listening to crap spouted by people who are obviously frustrated that not being able to pick on people of different colours has deprived them of targets for their hatred.
by Graduate "Chav" October 14, 2008
"sup bruvvv!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
by henriksennnn. April 28, 2010