chummus 

a different pronounciation of the bean curd, hummus. a term first thought up by a group of 8th grade asian bballers in at a yosemite trip, after eating the spread on a nature hike. a meaningless, yet humorous word. pronounced with a hebrew accent on the ch, as in hoomoose.

SUCK MY CHUMMUS!!~~!~!

chummus by Lisa Y July 12, 2005

Chummus 

(Green) Chutney + Hummus = Chummus

A mix created by Krishen Suryakanth

Me: Hey would you like some Chummus as an appetizer?

Person X: Whats that?

Me: Chummus…Chutney with Hummus…

Chummus by Kk2510 October 28, 2022

bummus chummus 

A bummus chummus is a loving gesture between platonic friends. While it is intimate, it is not sexual in nature and thus can be performed by any gender on any gender. It typically starts out as a hug between two people, when one person reaches down and grabs a butt cheek in each hand and gently lifts and separates the cheeks. The duration of the bummus chummus can be extremely brief or held for as long as desired. A half bummus is when only one hand is used (the other hand being somehow occupied). You can sneak attack a bummus chummus by approaching someone from behind, but a true bummus chummus is never meant to be mean or make anyone (except onlookers) uncomfortable. Variants include the boobus choobus, scrotus chotus, and labias flabias, all of which require a much greater level of intimacy. A lovely experience is when both friends give each other a simaltaneous bummus chummus.

Friend 1: "have you ever had a bummus chummus?"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"

bummus chummus by Kitschy Guy April 23, 2017

chumus

This is a Canadian west coast aboriginal word for candy or sweet.

"I want some chumus"

chumus by Chumus May 28, 2007

cummusical 

when someone plays something through there instrument, be it an electric or a classical one, and it sounds so musically amazing that those looking upon you see a look on your face as if you are a girl getting cummed on

"dude, dave mustaine playing the solo in Tornado of Souls was a cummusical experience for me"

"dude, when that french horn player hit a high C the saucy sound pierced through my ears quite cummusically"

cummusical by Hen Kenry December 17, 2008

Hummus Cummus 

Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.

My girlfriend wanted an appetizer so I gave her the ol Hummus Cummus

Hummus Cummus by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017

Chumbus

1. A long and skinny dooflagangahoogly.
2. An insult
3. A Turkish guitar
4. Any one of the Chumbus brothers

1. "Dude, my chumbus is hurting. It can't fit in my pants."
2. Dave: "Hurry up! You're late!"

Jim: "I had homework to do you chumbus."
3. Egidio Limsihansen plays the chumbus.
4. The Chumbus flew off of the trapeze, stripped off his clothes, and fellated himself.

Chumbus by Shafalabaz August 12, 2012