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Chumbus
1. A long and skinny dooflagangahoogly.
2. An insult
3. A Turkish guitar
4. Any one of the Chumbus brothers
2. An insult
3. A Turkish guitar
4. Any one of the Chumbus brothers
1. "Dude, my chumbus is hurting. It can't fit in my pants."
2. Dave: "Hurry up! You're late!"
Jim: "I had homework to do you chumbus."
3. Egidio Limsihansen plays the chumbus.
4. The Chumbus flew off of the trapeze, stripped off his clothes, and fellated himself.
2. Dave: "Hurry up! You're late!"
Jim: "I had homework to do you chumbus."
3. Egidio Limsihansen plays the chumbus.
4. The Chumbus flew off of the trapeze, stripped off his clothes, and fellated himself.
Chumbus by Shafalabaz August 12, 2012
bummus chummus
A bummus chummus is a loving gesture between platonic friends. While it is intimate, it is not sexual in nature and thus can be performed by any gender on any gender. It typically starts out as a hug between two people, when one person reaches down and grabs a butt cheek in each hand and gently lifts and separates the cheeks. The duration of the bummus chummus can be extremely brief or held for as long as desired. A half bummus is when only one hand is used (the other hand being somehow occupied). You can sneak attack a bummus chummus by approaching someone from behind, but a true bummus chummus is never meant to be mean or make anyone (except onlookers) uncomfortable. Variants include the boobus choobus, scrotus chotus, and labias flabias, all of which require a much greater level of intimacy. A lovely experience is when both friends give each other a simaltaneous bummus chummus.
Friend 1: "have you ever had a bummus chummus?"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"
bummus chummus by Kitschy Guy April 23, 2017
chummus
a different pronounciation of the bean curd, hummus. a term first thought up by a group of 8th grade asian bballers in at a yosemite trip, after eating the spread on a nature hike. a meaningless, yet humorous word. pronounced with a hebrew accent on the ch, as in hoomoose.
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