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Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!
chuft by Pauly April 4, 2004
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Some nasty ass creamcheese mayonase shit that comes out someones ass when they are pissed off.
izzie: "FML!!!!"
Merc: "Is it chufting season?"
Chuft by MCCRISTOLE April 21, 2010
A very versatile word that can be used many ways. Commonly used to demean someone else.
"Look at this Chuft?!" (Picture any guido douchebag as the target)

"That guy if such a chufty chode man, I want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking chuft!!"

"Check out all of these chufty snowboarder chufts... Someone should teach them how to ski!"
Chuft by Weezy so Steezy October 26, 2011
Chujtas means that someone is both a dick and a dick. Chujtas is a connection of words „Chuj“ and „Kutas“. Both of them can mean dick.
> I love K-pop.
> Man you are such a chujtas!

Polish translation:
> Uwielbiam K-pop.
> Ale z Ciebie chujtas!
chujtas by Indexerrowaty August 18, 2021

chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013
To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.
Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.
Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

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Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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