Chuft

Some nasty ass creamcheese mayonase shit that comes out someones ass when they are pissed off.

izzie: "FML!!!!"
Merc: "Is it chufting season?"

by MCCRISTOLE April 21, 2010

Chuft

A very versatile word that can be used many ways. Commonly used to demean someone else.

"Look at this Chuft?!" (Picture any guido douchebag as the target)

"That guy if such a chufty chode man, I want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking chuft!!"

"Check out all of these chufty snowboarder chufts... Someone should teach them how to ski!"

by Weezy so Steezy October 26, 2011

chuft

feeling excited

i m very chuft for the pool party.

by sam rodul March 21, 2017

chuft

extremely happy (slang) (=chuffed)

Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!

by Pauly April 4, 2004