Skip to main content
i m very chuft for the pool party.
chuft by sam rodul March 21, 2017
Words you can keep
Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!
chuft by Pauly April 4, 2004
Related Words
Some nasty ass creamcheese mayonase shit that comes out someones ass when they are pissed off.
izzie: "FML!!!!"
Merc: "Is it chufting season?"
Chuft by MCCRISTOLE April 21, 2010
A very versatile word that can be used many ways. Commonly used to demean someone else.
"Look at this Chuft?!" (Picture any guido douchebag as the target)

"That guy if such a chufty chode man, I want to punch him in the face for being such a fucking chuft!!"

"Check out all of these chufty snowboarder chufts... Someone should teach them how to ski!"
Chuft by Weezy so Steezy October 26, 2011
Chujtas means that someone is both a dick and a dick. Chujtas is a connection of words „Chuj“ and „Kutas“. Both of them can mean dick.
> I love K-pop.
> Man you are such a chujtas!

Polish translation:
> Uwielbiam K-pop.
> Ale z Ciebie chujtas!
chujtas by Indexerrowaty August 18, 2021

chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013
To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.
Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.
Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next