Chudmud

When a windowlicker or a chud takes a particularly large defecation or turd onto the floor

“Ew what did I just step in??” “Dude I think that’s a chudmud!”

Chudmud by Milkman6741 December 10, 2025

Chudbuds 

1. Based individuals who laugh at everything the internet has to offer, including themselves
2. A social media instance on the fediverse dedicated to shitposting and befriending.

1. Mr. Metokur called me a chudbud in his "Year of the Chud" monthly breakdown
2. Did you see that "Find Lolcow" poster on Chudbuds yesterday?

Chudbuds by GammaTwover October 30, 2022

chudmuffler 

One who enjoys sucking fecal matter out of another's anal tract.

"Jon is a weird guy, I hear he is a chudmuffler."

chudmuffler by Andy! November 24, 2006

Chudmuff

A complete idiot, a pussy, a pansey, a scummy bastard.

"fucking hell man you a complete chudmuff"

Chudmuff by Clazabert August 7, 2010

chudmuncher 

Like a blowjob except you chew on the dude's dick, it can hurt, but your girl has to be good at it. Then you cum all in her mouth.

My girl loves to give me chudmunchers, she says it tastes good!

chudmuncher by Jenbo123 March 26, 2008

Chudmuffin 

chud·muf·fin /CHUHD-muh-fin/
noun
1. A whimsical, affectionate term for a person, creature, or object that is endearingly silly, quirky, or slightly absurd.
• “Don’t mind Gary — he’s a total chudmuffin, but that’s why we love him.”
2. A playful neologism combining “chud” (traditionally grotesque or awkward) and “muffin” (soft, sweet, innocuous), producing a humorous, paradoxical effect.
• “I baked a dozen chudmuffins for the office party — chaos never tasted so cute.”

Origin: Modern internet slang; blend of “chud” (see C.H.U.D., 1984) + “muffin,” popularized in playful online discourse circa 2025.

Usage notes: Typically used humorously or affectionately; carries no literal grotesque meaning in this form.

1. “Stop being such a chudmuffin and try the rollercoaster — you’ll love it!”
2. “She showed up to the costume party in socks and sandals, and honestly, total chudmuffin energy.”
3. “I accidentally dyed my hair neon green, but everyone just called me a chudmuffin and laughed.”
4. “My dog tried to chase its tail and fell over — absolute chudmuffin vibes.”
5. “Even when he messes up the magic trick, he’s still our favorite chudmuffin.”

Chudmuffin by Chuds McKinsey August 24, 2025

Chudmunk

Name used for someone who is extremely chopped and looks unsettlingly like a chipmunk. Can also be used to describe someone who likes to store nut in their cheeks for the winter.

Ew look at that guy Alex he's such a chudmunk.

Chudmunk by Alviiiiiiiiiiiiin January 28, 2026