1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can'tdate a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.
Name given to those who partake in the eating of faeces directly from the anus of anotherperson.
"The actors in this video film are all over the age of 18 years old, and all felching, crudmunching and teabagging seen in this movie is genuine and not aided by special or visual effects"
The name of a person who enjoys tormenting his fellowgamers on ventrilo.
Gamer 1: "That guy keeps making fun of me!"
Gamer 2: "It's okay, he's normally like that."
Gamer 1: "Oh, really?"
Gamer 2: "Yeah, he's a real chuntmuncher."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'