coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! January 02, 2007

chudmuffler

One who enjoys sucking fecal matter out of another's anal tract.

"Jon is a weird guy, I hear he is a chudmuffler."

by Andy! November 24, 2006

sexton special

When you eat something and it turns out poop is in it.

Billy: Dude give us free food!

Employee: Ok, dude.

Billy: Thanks fag!

Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.

by Andy! April 06, 2007

smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.

jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe

by Andy! November 18, 2006