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chubb-slopping

The disgusting and oft-times violent act of large-breasted women of generous size slapping over-sized tits or bellyfat onto tiny men for sexual gratification.
Samantha just showed me all these fucked-up bruises on her face, neck, and back...and get this: she was super-psyched about it. Slutty bitch must've been chubb-slopping all night!
chubb-slopping by ShetlandJ December 26, 2016

food chubb scale 

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.
I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.
food chubb scale by DeathGadget September 12, 2021

Chubby’s mum 

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday
You would you like to be my chubby’s mum
Chubby’s mum by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

Hubby's Chubby 

A slang name for a man's penis. As seen from Family Feud.
Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"
Hubby's Chubby by Paul Stompbox October 16, 2014

Farren’s Chub

Something every dude wants in his ass
Boy 1: is that farren?!
Boy 2: I think that is!
Boy 1: damn what id do to get a taste of Farren’s Chub in my steamy boy cheeks
Farren’s Chub by Liggity October 17, 2020

Gentleman's Half Chub 

The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.

The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.

A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.