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Chronikos 

1. A very good friend of mine who originates from Brazil. Very good at video games in general, though may get angry very easily.
2. A man with a disproportionate dick, being around 1 inch in length but his girth being unaffected. Some say it would retract back in if you were to use steroids. These people are also quite strong and muscular.
1. "Wassup Chronikos, wanna hop on Dummies Vs Noobs?"
"I HAVE A 20 INCH COCK. GORILLA COCK SUPPLEMENTS."
"Is that a yes?"
"FUCK YOU"
2. "Dude...that guy is such a Chronikos!"
"I know, I've heard his steroid usage gave him an inside chode!"
"Isn't that just a wide-ass vagina?"
"Probably."
Chronikos by bacon_creator July 12, 2023
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Chronikos 

1.A very large human being who lacks the ability to reproduce and or create an offspring
2.They are a group of homosexual strange creatures

3.A word for a being who lacks the ability to use brain power
1. John has become Chronikos.
2. The Chronikos are attempting to protect their land.
3. Robert is a chronikos
Chronikos by TheGoatTheGoat November 29, 2023

chronosaurus

track number 6 of Stray Kids new album Miroh, coming out 25th of march 2019.
A new bop.
i love the song chronosaurus by gods and kings stray kids
stream mia
chronosaurus by stream mia March 10, 2019

Chronosonder 

Sonder but not just for people over there, but for people over then; the realization that everyone in the past has lived a full life autonomous life, and there will be billions more in the future of which who are completely separate from you.
My parents lives didn’t start when I was born, there was a time when they were as naive as me, and my future kids will continue to live past me, and be smarter than I am now. That’s chronosonder.
Chronosonder by Spãcé January 31, 2022

chronosaurus

stray kids’ best song from the album
“ ‘chronosaurus’ is stray kids’ best song from the album! i don’t make the rules!”
chronosaurus by janelle jeremiah March 10, 2019

chronicology 

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.
John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.
chronicology by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

chronosynclastic infundibulum 

n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.

From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."
Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.
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