chronitose

1. when one gets to the point of the inability to move due to the consumption or marijuana.

2.as if in a coma unable to function properly while high

my freind was so high that he was basically Chronitose

chronitose by frosty winter December 2, 2013

Chronicseur 

/ Chron-ic-seur / ˈkränik,-ˈso͝or /
Noun.

An expert judge in matters of cannabis.

That budtender knew her stuff, She was a real chronicseur.

Chronicseur by Puf N. Stuf April 26, 2014

Chronikos 

1. A very good friend of mine who originates from Brazil. Very good at video games in general, though may get angry very easily.
2. A man with a disproportionate dick, being around 1 inch in length but his girth being unaffected. Some say it would retract back in if you were to use steroids. These people are also quite strong and muscular.

1. "Wassup Chronikos, wanna hop on Dummies Vs Noobs?"
"I HAVE A 20 INCH COCK. GORILLA COCK SUPPLEMENTS."
"Is that a yes?"
"FUCK YOU"
2. "Dude...that guy is such a Chronikos!"
"I know, I've heard his steroid usage gave him an inside chode!"
"Isn't that just a wide-ass vagina?"
"Probably."

Chronikos by bacon_creator July 12, 2023

Chronosexual 

Not strictly bisexual but attracted to members of both genders depending on the time and situation. Behavior usually occurs when attempts to engage with the desired gender have failed. Typically examples include straight men who will go gay after a few drinks at a predominantly male venue; gay men who will embrace a girl because there is no better option i.e. other gay men in their presence; girls who kiss other girls for male attention.

Guy I: "Well, all the cute girls have left. Wanna fool around?"
Guy II: "Dude... sorry... not a chronosexual."
Guy I: "Man I'm way off schedule tonight."

Chronosexual by Rich Owl Rase August 12, 2009

chronitonic 

Very high-quality weed with crazy unbelievable timely effects.

Root words:

Tonic - A slang term meaning to be hype, crazy or unbelievable.

Chronic - (1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. (2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
Chrono - time

Shortly after ignition Jack realized these nuggets were truly the chronitonic. After a recent safety meeting Jane realized the chronitonic was the dope shit.

chronitonic by chronitonic October 15, 2012

Chromatose 

Getting so high on chronic (aka reefer) that you are unarousable aka chronic coma.

Hey man, who wants to get chromatose?

Chromatose by balzanavitch'sbitches December 13, 2016

Chromatose 

The condition(adj, v) of experiencing decision paralysis when choosing a color.

A design flaw.

Often occurring in contact with a color picker.

Phase 1 starts with the uncertainty between HSL, HSV, and RGB.

Phase 2 starts with picking your first color
Phase n starts with picking your (n-1)th color

I can't art because I got chromatose.

Designing a website is easier if you use premade color palettes, because you can avoid becoming chromatose..

One would think -- but it just defers the chromatosing to choosing between multiple color pallets.

Chromatose by instancer.kirik December 17, 2022