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chronicized 

to make chronic, addictive, serious.
" I've chronicized my Bioshock habbit."
" all they need is a multiplayer, perhaps Bioshock 2?"
chronicized by Prophint December 9, 2007

chronicitis

1. Cough caused by heavy marijuana usage, similar to a cigarette smokers cough.
2. Newest cd by Slightly Stoopid, a kickass sublime style band.
1.
Joe "I smoked so much sensi this year that I
cough all the timenow. "
Me " I think you have chronicitis man."
2. Slightly stoopid's newest cd "chronicitus" is tight as hell, fire up a spliff of some good sensimillia and listen to it and chill...its fun.
chronicitis by Ibillin October 23, 2007

chronokinesis

Originating from the Greek prefix chrono- meaning time and the Greek root word kinesis meaning motion or movement. It means to manipulate time by "freezing" it or slowing it down.
"Dude, this guy has got chronokinesis man!"
"Awwww man, that means he can stop time! We are totally screwed!"

Chronichiwa 

1. To greet someone who you will be smoking a sesh with
2. The marijuana variation of the Japanese Greeting "Konichiwa" meaning goodafternoon
"Chronichiwa gentlemen, lets get our smoke on"
Chronichiwa by G-rant H November 8, 2009

chronukkah

Beginning on April 13th
The 7 days leading up to 4/20 (April 20th).
A bowl is smoked per session on the first day,
2 bowls are smoked the second
3 on the 3rd
4 on the 4th
ect ect
This is a social Holiday created by Freshman at KU.
Phil- Yo what are you doing for Chronukkah tonight?
Daniel- Celebrating?
Phil- I'll see you there.
chronukkah by Suess and Friends April 14, 2009

chronskies

Chron with the verb tense skies in it.
"You got dem chronskies?"
you know how i jus luuuuv my chronskieees
CHRONSKIES!
chronskies by Tony Sergi October 11, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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