Christmasteer
Christmasteer by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011
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christmastoe
A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).
Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...
Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.
Rookie: What?
Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...
**vet walks away from rookie**
Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.
Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.
Rookie: What?
Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...
**vet walks away from rookie**
Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.
Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009
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Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
Christmasturbator by DReyePoPPin December 22, 2009
Christmastoe
Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
Christmastoe by Shady Acres December 26, 2008
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