Christmas Fl

A small town that has nothing but some rednecks, drunks and cows.

A town Christmas Fl

Christmas Fl by Codydoll March 5, 2011

Christmas Fly

Typically the day after Christmas, when one wears all of the new clothes they received.

When Julie came outside with new uggs, pants, and jacket, Maria knew she had her Christmas fly on.

Christmas Fly by MariaWazzHere January 16, 2017

Christmas Flopper 

A Christmas shopper that ends up buying more gifts for themselves than for others.

"Can you believe Eugene ended up blowing all his cash on video games and a stereo instead of buying gifts for his family"
"Talk about a Christmas flopper..."

Christmas Flopper by teh informant December 23, 2009

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

Flaming Christmas Tree by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.

Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night

Floridian christmas tree by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Christian "Flake" Lorenz 

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.

Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?

Christian "Flake" Lorenz by sssSomebody March 8, 2018

christian fletcher 

The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad

Guy 1: do you see that guy vaping?
Guy 2: yeah he's a total Christian Fletcher

christian fletcher by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018