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christmasplex

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.
Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.
by dqbhere November 18, 2013
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Christmasplex

1. The secular commercialist monster the holiday season has become, spanning of no less than two months, starting November 1 and ending once Target has sold out of 75%-off bullshit chachkies.

2. Christmas.
"I bought you this beautiful Christmasplex ornament shaped like ye olde holy Dollar."

"Merrrrrry Christmasplex, kiddywinks!"
by Eliphas Phatt December 26, 2013
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Christmaslessness

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
by khuh5968 December 26, 2008
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christmasless

To be without sufficient presents on december 25th. The gifts you receive are so crappy that you do not even refer to the day as christmas.
person 1:"All my presents this year sucked!"
person 2:"yeah i know, i was totally christmasless too!"
by kenny (omg u killed) December 11, 2006
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Christmasexual

A person who loves Christmas. Listens Christmas music even in summer. Can't wait for Christmas and has a countdown on.
Mariah Carey is it's Diva
Why is he listening to Christmas music in October?
Don't mind him he is Christmasexual
by Vscoboy304 November 6, 2019
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