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An object made when you take a shit into a boiling pot of sugar, let the sugar crystallize over your shit making a thin sugar layer. After it cools and hardens, you stick one end the sugar covered shit into your ass, and the other end in your best friend’s ass, you both then start going back and forth on it, bouncing into each other as you go. You do this until the sugar layer melts in your asses, leaving a sticking, but pleasing mess in your anuses.
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
Get the Alaskan Doohickey mug.When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
Get the Floridian christmas tree mug.This is the act of a 6,0+ romanian transgender woman using her cock, that has a fishing hook tied on the end of it, to “fish” out dingleberries out of a man’s hairy ass crack. The amount of dingleberries the woman fishes out, is how long they have anal sex for.
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
Get the Romanian pube fishing mug.Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
Get the Texas rock climbing mug.Bikini Bottom Breast Beer (BBBB) is one hell of a “beer”. BBBB consists of Pineapple juice, squirrel tits, fish shit, and finally a woman’s breast milk. The concoction is blended up and then poured all over the woman’s tits. The male then slurps it off the boobs and can suck the boobs for extra milk.
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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