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Christmaniac

A person who decorated for Christmas the day after halloween
After Halloween my mother becomes a christmaniac
by Aguru November 3, 2018
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Christiania

"Free Town" located within Copenhagen, Denmark. Inhabited by free spirits, hippies, alternative thinkers, and enlightened thinkers. Famous for its motto "Say no to hard drugs", here you'll find an actual Marijuana and Hash market. The beergarden even sells hemp beer. Sort of a less publicized Amsterdam.
Yo, I gotta run down to Christiania and pick up a gram of chiba. good thing it only costs $5, cuz i'm almost broke
by FarNaway September 5, 2003
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Christmastache

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.
Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!
by Pastaaa October 4, 2011
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Christianiclique

people belonging to he group who feel the need to advertise to the whole world their "faith" with every sticker, t-shirt, and symbol they can for the sake of feeling superior to those who don't.
"Isn't God great? Isn't Christianity great? You know what...I'm great too! See my sticker? Isn't it great? Have I told you that I'm a Christian? I'm so great. Have you seen my shirt?" This person belongs to the Christianiclique.
by Sam Nau April 11, 2005
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charismaniac

a type of charismatic religious individual, usually christian, who freely uses such props as prayer hankies, anointing oil, and speaking in and interpretation of tongues, yet whose knowledge of the bible (in context)is limited to quoted scriptures and sermons preached by OTHER charismatic Pastors.
Benny Hinn knocked a dozen people down today by swinging his jacket and blowing in peoples faces. That guy is definitely a charismaniac!
by PhatCraig October 12, 2009
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Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.
She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!
by 7G0X October 30, 2020
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Christianical

One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others.
For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom.We'll be in for either a cold shoulder or a lecture or both. She's Christianical.
by Nortzz May 5, 2006
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